英语笑话经典,菁选2篇（完整）.docx

英语笑话经典,菁选2篇（完整）英语笑话经典1Oncetherewasascholarwhowasverypoor，butwasverymuchconcernedwithhisreputation.Oneevening，ath下面是小编为大家整理的英语笑话经典,菁选2篇（完整）,供大家参考。英语笑话经典1Oncetherewasascholarwhowasverypoor，butwasverymuchconcernedwithhisreputation.Oneevening，athiefbrokeintothescholar’shouse，buthecouldfindnothingworthstealing.Sohesaid，"WhatbadluckyIhavehituponarealbeggars”Hearingthis，thescholarfishedoutlittlemoneyhehadfromhisbedhead，andwentafterthethief.Hestoppedthethiefandwhisperedtohim，"Youcomeatamostinopportunetime.Wouldyoupleasemakedowiththislittlemoney2ButforHeaven’ssakedon’ttalkaboutitinfrontofanyoneelse.Byallmeansleavemealittleface，eh?”从前有个读书人家里很穷，却很爱面子。一天晚上，小偷到他家来行窃，却没有东西值得一偷，就说:“晦气，我算碰到真正的穷鬼了!”读书人听见了，就从床头摸出仅有的`几文钱，追上去拦住小偷，轻轻地说:“你来得真不巧。请将就些把这些钱拿去。不过在人家面前，你可千万不要随便说，给我留点面子啊。”英语笑话经典2Oneopenhummerturnacornertomeetacquaintances,chat.Whenaguysays:"theelderbrothers,todriveforward,narrowroad,acornertomycar."Openhummersaysscornfully:"whatcaryoudrivenotto,waitaminute."Menspokeafewtimes,hummerownerdidnotmove.Guyalittlebitangrysaid:"don"tmoveis!Amomenttouchbaddon"tcallah!"Thengo,hummerownerandhisfriendalsosaid:"whatcaranddon"ttouchme."Justthen,hisfriendlookedup,said:"youstilllet!Hecameover."Hummerownersturnedalook,oh!Getonthebusgorightaway.Justbehindthemaninthecall:"youarenotafraidoftouch?Don"tgo!"Hummerowner:"youdidn"tsayyouopenthedigger!"一人开悍马到拐弯出碰到熟人，下车聊天。这时过来一男的说：“哥们，车朝前开开，拐弯路窄，我车过不来。”开悍马车不屑的说：“你开什么车过不来，等一会。”男的说了几次，悍马车主就是不动。男的有点生气说：“不动是吧!一会碰坏了别叫呀!”然后走了，悍马车主还和他朋友说：“什么车能和我别碰。”正说着，他朋友抬头一看说：“你还是让让吧!他开过来了。”悍马车主转身一看，哎呀!马上上车就走。刚才那男的在后面叫：“你不是不怕碰吗?别走呀!”悍马车主：“你也没说你开的挖掘机呀!”