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2Psychiatrist精神病医生Psychiatrist精神病医生Jerrywenttoapsychiatrist."Doc"hesaid"I'vegottrouble.杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生我有些不对劲。EverytimeIgetintobedIthinkthere'ssomebodyunderit.I'mgoingcrazy!"Justputyourselfinmyhandsforoneyear"saidtheshrink."CometomethreetimesaweekandI'llcureyourfears."Howmuchdoyoucharge?"Ahundreddollarspervisit."I'llsleeponit"saidJerry.每次睡觉的时候我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了！”“给我一年时间”医生说“每周来三次我会治好你。”“费用是多少呢？”“每次一百美元。”“我会认真考虑的。”杰瑞答道。SixmonthslaterthedoctormetJerryonthestreet."Whydidn'tyouevercometoseemeagain?"askedthepsychiatrist.六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了“为什么你再也没来呢？”医生问。Forahundredbucksavisit?Thebartendercuredmefor$10.""Isthatso!How?"Hetoldmetocutthelegsoffthebed!"Ain'tnobodyundertherenow!!!“一次一百块钱吗？有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。”“真的？他怎么做到的？”“他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了！”英语单词短语学习：1Psychiatristn.精神病学家精神病医生eg:HeandhiswifeliveinNorthCarolinawhereheisapsychiatrist.他和妻子住在卡罗莱纳州北部他是一名精神病医生。短语ForensicPsychiatrist学专家ThePsychiatrist精神病专家;精神病医生Apsychiatrist心理医生;精神病学家;心理学家;精神科医生AttendingPsychiatrist精神医学博士chiefpsychiatrist精神病医师FrontierPsychiatrist唱片名MyPsychiatrist我心理医生GeriatricPsychiatrist老年人精神病专家armypsychiatrist军队心理医生;陆军精神病学家;军队精神科医生2bartendern.酒保酒吧间销售酒精饮料的人；酒吧侍者eg:Anexchangerelationshipisallaboutwhatyougetoutofitthekindofamicableallianceoneforgeswithaclientorbartender.在交换关系中其全部是你从中获得什么像那种和睦的联盟——客人或是酒吧招待。短语HeyBartender嘿;酒保elementsbartender元素酒吧调酒员RestaurantBartender西餐厅调酒师CertificatedBartender考取此协会专业证书BartenderAngle范晓萱steppingbartender垫条BartenderVideo调酒视频BarmanBartender酒保BartenderFandBBartender调酒师