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2PhotoofMyWife我老婆的照片PhotoofMyWife我老婆的照片Abusinessmanentersatavernsitsdownatthebarandordersadoublemartiniontherocks.一个生意人走进一家酒馆在吧台坐下点了一杯加冰的双料martini。Afterhefinishesthedrinkhepeeksinsidehisshirtpocketandthenordersthebartendertoprepareanotherdoublemartini.喝完那生意人往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼然后又让服务员把杯子满上。Afterhefinishesthatheagainpeeksinsidehisshirtpocketandordersthebartendertobringanotherdoublemartini.喝完生意人又往自己衬衣的口袋里瞥了一眼然后又让服务生帮他把杯子满上。Thebartendersays"LookbuddyI'llbringya'martinisallnightlong-butyougottatellmewhyyoulookinsideyourshirtpocketbeforeyouorderarefill."这时酒馆的服务生说话了“呃老兄我整个晚上给你倒martini都没有问题但你得告诉我你为什么在点下一杯酒前都要往自己衬衣的口袋里偷偷看那么一眼”。Thecustomerreplies"I'mpeekingataphotoofmywife.WhenshestartstolookgoodIknowit'stimetogohome."生意人回答“我看的是我老婆的一张照片。如果照片上的人开始变得好看起来那就说明我喝得差不多了该回家了。”英语单词短语学习：1tavernn.酒馆；客栈2bartendern.酒保酒吧间销售酒精饮料的人；酒吧侍者3peekn.偷看；一瞥看一眼vi.窥视偷看eg:Ontwooccasionsshehadpeekedathimthroughacrackinthewall.有两次她曾透过墙上的一个裂缝偷窥了他。短语PEEKPolyetheretherketone聚醚醚酮;聚醚酮FlyPeek乘鲸少年;乘少年Sneakpeek先睹为快;快速前瞻;翻译公司;窥视Heelpeek后拱窥Peekcage椎间融合器JerryPeek杰瑞·匹克Peekholes找到洞洞brunopeek布鲁诺的资料Surprisepeek惊喜不期而遇4refillvi.被再注满vt.再装满；再充满n.替换物；再注满eg:Maxheldouthiscupforarefill.马克斯伸出他的杯子要求再满上。短语Refillinks填充墨水REFILLCARD充值卡FreeRefill免费续杯refillopening加油口norefill不再充填RefillAssembly注墨组件Refillprocessing回填处理FUELREFILL气体Refillline补水线5startstolookgood开始变得好看起来