小学英语英语故事幽默故事Beard.doc

1BeardAmarriedmanwasvisitinghis"girlfriend"whensherequestedthatheshavehisbeard."OhJamesIlikeyourbeardbutIwouldreallylovetoseeyourhandsomeface."Jamesreplied"MywifelovesthisbeardIcouldn'tpossiblydoitshewouldkillme!!""Ohplease?"thegirlfriendaskedagaininasexylittlevoice..."OhreallyIcan't"hereplies..."Mywifelovesthisbeard!!"Thegirlfriendaskedoncemoreandhesighsandfinallygivesin.ThatnightJamescrawlsintobedwithhiswifewhileshewassleeping.Thewifeisawakenedsomewhatfeelshisfaceandreplies"OhMichaelyoushouldn'tbeheremyhusbandwillbehomesoon!"一个已婚男人去拜访他的“女朋友”时女朋友要求他剃去胡须。“噢詹姆斯我喜欢你的胡子但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。”詹姆斯回答说“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子所以我不可能剃掉它否则她会杀了我的。”“噢我求你了”女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。“可是我不能”他回答道“我的妻子喜欢这胡子。”在女朋友再三请求下他终于屈服同意了。夜里在妻子熟睡时詹姆斯爬上了床。妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道“噢迈克尔你不应该在这里我的丈夫很快就要回来了。”