英语小笑话短文带翻译.docx

英语小笑话短文带翻译

篇一：英语小笑话短文带翻译AforeignvisitortouringthegreatAmericanWestcameacrossanIndianwithhisearpressedtotheground.一位外国游客到美国大西部游览，碰到一个印第安人把耳朵紧贴在地上。"Whatareyoulisteningfor?"heasked."你在听什么呢?"他询问道。"Stagecoachpassabouthalfhourago.“一辆马车半小时前曾经过这里。”"Howcanyoutell?"“你怎么知道呢?'’"Brokemyneck."“我的脖子被撞断了。”篇二：英语小笑话短文带翻译LearningtoShare学习共同分享Johnnydividedapieceofpieintotwopieces,keptthebiggerpieceforhimselfandgavethesmallerpiecetohissister.强尼把一块派一分为二，把大的'留给自己，小的给他妹妹。"Hey,"saidhissister,"ifI'ddividedthepie,Iwouldhavekeptthesmallerpieceformyself."“嘿，如果是我来分那块派，我会把小的留给我自己，”妹妹说"Well,that'swhatyougot,sowhatareyoucomplainingabout?"“你不是分到小块的吗，还抱怨什么呢?”篇三：英语小笑话短文带翻译MakeaWish许个愿吧!Everymorningonhiswaytowork,abusinessmanpassedahousewherehesawawomanbeatingherlooyontheheadwithaloafofbread.每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都会经过一户人家，他总是看见一个女人用一条面包打她儿子的头部。Butonthisparticularday,henoticedthatshewashittinghimwithapieceofchocolatecake.但今天却比较特别，他发现她正用一块巧克力蛋糕打他的头。Unabletorestrainhiscuriosity,herangthedoorbellandthewomananswere.他忍不住好奇，便按了那户人家的门铃。女人听了铃声，出来开门。"Madam,Icouldn'thelpbutnoticethateverydayyoubeatyourchildwithaloafofbread..."“这位太太，每天经过这里我都忍不住会注意到你用一条面包打你儿子……”"That'strue.""那倒是不假……""AndyettodayIobservedthatyouwerehittinghimwithapieceofchocolatecake.',"可是今天我却看见你用一块巧克力蛋糕打他。"“Well,today'shisbirthday.”“今天是他生日嘛。”