街上推销广告搞笑文案.docx

街上推销广告搞笑文案1.[Scene:Abusystreetcorner]SalespersonA:Steprightup,ladiesandgentlemen!Haveyoueverfelttheneedforalittleextraexcitementinyourlife?Well,we'vegotjustthethingforyouwithourbrandnewproduct!Introducing...(pausefordramaticeffect)TheUltimateAdrenalineBooster!SalespersonB:That'sright,folks!Ifyourday-to-dayroutinefeelsasthrillingaswatchingpaintdry,thenthisproductisyourtickettoanadrenaline-pumpingadventure!SalespersonA:Picturethis:you'reatyourboringofficejob,typingawayatyourcomputer,whensuddenly...BOOM!Thislittlebeautyactivatesandtransformsyourworkstationintoahigh-octaneracecar!Zoomingaroundtheoffice,dodgingobstacles,andleavingatrailofexcitementinyourwake!SalespersonB:Butwait,there'smore!OurUltimateAdrenalineBoosterisnotjustforofficeuse!Imaginehavingaquietdinnerathomeandfeelinglikeyou'reeatingintheheartofatropicalrainforestinstead!Thislittledevicewillsurroundyouwiththesoundsofexoticanimals,raindropsfalling,andmaybeevenafewchirpingbirds!SalespersonA:Oh,anddidwementionthatitalsohasthepowertoturnanyfamilygatheringintoafull-blowndiscoparty?Saygoodbyetoboringdinnersandhellotoagroove-infused,light-updancefloorrightinyourlivingroom!SalespersonB:Andforthosewhowantaworkoutlikenoother,simplyactivatetheUltimateAdrenalineBoosterandturnyourdailyjogintoamarathonthroughtheAmazonrainforest.Yourneighborswillbewonderinghowyougotsofitsofast!SalespersonA:So,folks,let'sinjectsomeexcitementintoyourlifetoday!Saygoodbyetodullmomentsandhellotoanever-endingadventurewithourUltimateAdrenalineBooster!Actnowandreceiveafreepackofenergy-infusedchewinggumtokeeptheadrenalineflowingevenlonger!SalespersonB:Remember,folks,lifeistooshorttobeboring!GetyourUltimateAdrenalineBoostertodayandfastenyourseatbeltsfortherideofalifetime!Trustus,youwon'tregretit![Endofscene]