很好笑的英文笑话.docx

很好笑的英文笑话很好笑的英文笑话笑一笑十年少，有时候正儿八经的说笑话却觉得不好笑，可是一个很冷的笑话却能让自己笑良久，你有这样的经历么?现在，一起来开心爆笑下吧!很好笑的英文笑话一：Skunk"Wehaveaskunkinthebasement,"shriekedthecallertothepolicedispatcher."Howcanwegetitout?""Takesomebreadcrumbs,"saidthedispatcher,"andputdownatrailfromthebasementouttothebackyard.Thenleavethecellardooropen."Sometimelatertheresidentcalledback."Didyougetridofit?"askedthedispatcher."No,"repliedthecaller."NowIhavetwoskunksinthere!"臭鼬“我们的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打电话的人对警察调度员尖叫道。“我们怎样才能把它弄出来?”“弄一些面包屑，”调度员说，“从地下室往外铺一条小道直到后院。然后将地下室的.门打开。”一段时间后，那位居民又将电话打了回来。“你们将它弄出来了吗?”调度员问。“没有，”打电话的人答道，“现在那儿有两只臭鼬了。”很好笑的英文笑话二：THOSENAUGHTY,NAUGHTYPETSAmanwalksintoabarandsays"BartendergimmeatripleshotofJack".Thebartenderpours,andthemandownsit,slamstheglassonthebarandsays"Another".Thebartenderpoursanother.Themandownsitandsays"Another".Asthebartenderpoursthethirdglasshesays,"Misteryoudrinklikeyouhaveaproblem.Wanttotalkaboutit?"Themansays,"Tenyears,tenyearsI'vebeenmarriedtomywife,andtodayIgohomealittleearlytosurpriseher,andIfindmybestfriend,MYBESTFRIEND,inbedhavingsexwithher."Thebartendersays"Geez,whatdidyousay."Themansays"Itoldhim,BADDOG!BADDOG!"很好笑的英文笑话三：上帝曾经答应我OnceGodcameuptomeandgrantedmeawish.Iaskedforworldpeace.That'simpossible,hesaid.ThenIaskedhimtogiveyoubrains.Hesaid,Letmetryworldpeace.有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”很好笑的英文笑话四：TheBlindandtheBlondAblindmanwalksintoabar,tapsthemannexthim,andsays,"Hey,wannahearablondjoke?"Themansaysbacktotheblindman,"Lookbuddy,I'mblond.Themanbehindmeisa400-poundprofessionalwrestlerandheisblond.Thebouncerisblond.Themansittingovertoyourleftisalsoblond.Stillwannatellthatblondjoke?"Theblindmanissilentforamomentandthensays,"Nah,Iwouldn'twanttohavetoexplainitfivetimes.