简单易懂英语笑话.docx

简单易懂英语笑话简单易懂英语笑话1.AsmallboyleadingadonkeypassedbyanArmycamp.Acoupleofsoldierswantedtohavesomefunwiththelad(少年，小伙子).Whatareyouholdingontoyourbrothersotightfor,sonny?askedoneofthem.Sohewon'tjointhearmy,theyoungsterrepliedwithoutblinkinganeye.一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么?这样，他就不会去参军了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。2.WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestronger.Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit."Billwasn'timpressed,"Well,that'snothing.YouknowtheDeadSea?Myfather'stheonewhokilledit!"维尔和比尔在争吵，谁的'爸爸是更强壮的一个。维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗?那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”比尔不屑地说：“那没什么。你知道死海吗?那是我爸爸打死的。”3.Returningfromagolfouting(远足，短途旅行),myhusbandwasgreetedatthedoorbySara,ourfour-year-olddaughter.Daddy,whowonthegolfgame?YouorUncleRichie?UncleRichieandIdon'tplaygolftowin,myhusbandhedged(避免作正面答复).Wejustplaytohavefun.Undaunted,Saresaid,Okay,Daddy,whohadmorefun?丈夫打完高尔夫球回来，我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。爸爸，谁赢了高尔夫球比赛，是你还是理查叔叔?我和理查叔叔打高尔夫球不是为赢，丈夫推诿说。我们打球只是为了好玩而已。莎拉毫不气馁，又问：那么，爸爸，谁觉得更好玩呢?