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短幽默英语笑话笑话大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性。其趣味有高下之分。小编你挑选了短幽默英语笑话，希望你会喜欢，一起来欢乐笑笑啊!短幽默英语笑话一：BadStomachAmanwithabadstomachcomplaintgoestohislocaldoctorandaskshimwhathecando.Thedoctorrepliesthattheillnessisquiteseriousbutcanbecuredwithasmallcourseoftwosuppositoriesinserteddeepupthebackpassage.Themanagrees,andsothedoctorwarnshimofthepain,tellshimtobendover,andshovesthethingwayuphisbehind.ThedoctorthenhandshimtheseconddoseandtellshimtodothesamethinginsixhourstimeusingrubberglovesandKY-Jellyorsomething.So,themangoeshomeandlaterthateveningtriestogetthesecondsuppositoryinserted,buthefindshecannotreachhimselfproperlytoobtaintherequireddepth.Thus,hecallshiswifeoverandtellsherwhattodo.Thewifenods,putsonehandonhisshouldertosteadyhimandwiththeothershovesthemedicinehome.Suddenlythemanscreamsindisgust."What'sthematter?"askedhiswife."DidIhurtyou?""No,"repliestheman,"butIjustrealizedthatwhenthedoctordidthat,hehadBOTHhandsonmyshoulders."短幽默英语笑话二：TrainedparrotTherewasalittleoldladywhowasnearlyblind,andshehadthreesonswhowantedtoprovewhichonewasthebesttoher.Son#1boughthera15-roommansion,thinkingthiswouldsurelybethebestthatanyofthemcouldofferher.Son#2boughtherabeautifulMercedeswithachauffeurincluded,thinkingthiswouldsurelywinherapproval.Son#3hadtodosomethingevenbetter,soheboughtheraparrotthathehadbeentrainingfor15yearstomemorizetheentireBible.YoucouldasktheparrotanyverseintheBible,andhecouldquoteitwordforword.Whatagiftthatwouldbe.Well,theoldladywenttothefirstsonandsaid,"Son,thehouseisjustgorgeous,butit'sreallymuchtoobigforme.Ionlyliveinoneroom,andit'stoolargetocleanandtakecareof.Ireallydon'tneedthehouse,butthankyouanyway."Thensheconfrontedhersecondsonwith,"Son,thecarisbeautiful.Ithaseverythingyoucouldeverwantonit,butIdon'tdriveandreallydon'tlikethechauffeur,sopleasereturnthecar."Next,shewenttoSon#3andsaid,"Son,Ijustwanttothankyouforyourmostthoughtfulgift.Thatchickenwasdelicious."短幽默英语笑话三：NewJobAmaninataxicabtapsthedriverontheshouldertoaskhimaquestion.Thedriverscreamsbloodymurder,losescontroloftheca