英语笑话的小故事.docx

英语笑话的小故事英语笑话的小故事Mother:Ilefttwopiecesofcakeinthecupboardthismorning,Johnny,andnowthereisonlyonepieceleft.Canyouexplainthat?Johnny:Well,IsupposeitwassodarkthatIdidn’tnoticetheother.妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗?约翰尼：嗯，我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。Jacky:Ifound50centsonthesidewalkinfrontofschool.Tommy:Ithinkit'smine.Idropped50centstheretodayandcouldn'tfindit.Jacky:ButwhatIfoundwastwoquarters.Tommy:ThenI'msureit'smine.Itprobablybrokewhenithitthesidewalk.杰克：我在学校门前的人行道上拣了50分。汤米：我想那是我的，今天我在那儿掉了50分，找不到了。杰克：但是我拣的是两个两毛五的呀。汤米：那就更是我的了。因为钱在掉到地上的时候可能摔两半了。Ayoungmotherbelievedthatitwasverywrongtowasteanyfoodwhenthereweresomanyhungrypeopleintheworld.Oneevening,shewasgivinghersmalldaughterherteabeforeputtinghertobed.Firstshegaveherasliceoffreshbrownbreadandbutter,butthechildsaidthatshedidnotwantitlikethat.Sheaskedforsomejamonherbreadaswell.Hermotherlookedatherforafewsecondsandthensaid,WhenIwasasmallgirllikeyou,Lucy,Iwasalwaysgiveneitherbreadandbutter,orbreadandjam,butneverbreadwithbutterandjam.Lucylookedathermotherforafewmomentswithpityinhereyesandthensaidtoherkindly,Aren'tyoupleasedthatyou'vecometolivewithusnow?一位年轻的母亲认为，世界上还有许多受饥饿的人，浪费食物真不应该。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女儿睡觉之前，她给女儿喂夜宵。她先给她一片新鲜的黑面包和黄油，但孩子说她不喜欢这样吃。她还要一些果酱涂在面包上。母亲看了女儿几秒钟，随即说道，露茜，当我象你一样小的时候，总是吃面包加黄油，或者面包加果酱，从来没有面包既加黄油又加果酱。露茜看了母亲一会儿，眼中露出怜悯的神情，然后她柔声说：您现在能跟我们生活在一起难道不感到高兴吗?EnglishmanOnce,lateatnight,anEnglishmancameoutofhisroomintothecorridorofahotelandaskedtheservanttobringhimaglassofwater.Theservantdidashewasasked.TheEnglishmanre-enteredhisroom,butafewminuteslaterhecameintothecorridoragainandoncemoreaskedtheservantforaglassofwater.Theservantbroughthimanotherglassofwater.EveryfewminutestheEnglishmenwouldcomeoutofhisroomandrepeathisrequest.Afterahalf-hourtheastonishedservantdecidedtoasktheEnglishmanwhathewasdoingwiththewater."Nothing,"theEnglishmanansweredimperturbably,"It’ssimplythatmyroomisonfire."一个英国人一天晚上，一个英国人从他住的旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊上，叫旅店的服务员给他拿一杯水来。服务员按他的'要求做了。英国人回到了他的房间里，几分钟后他又来到走廊上，让服务员