简单易懂的英语小笑话.docx

简单易懂的英语小笑话简单易懂的英语小笑话笑话来源于生活，却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心，现在，一起来开心爆笑下。简单易懂的英语小笑话一：Fishing钓鱼LarryandHarrydrove500milestogofishing.Theypaidahugesumtorentacabin,asimilarabouttorentaboat.Theyfishedforthreedaysandcaughtonlyonefishbetweenthem.Onthewayhome,Harryfiddledwith(摆弄，玩弄)acalculatorwhileLarrydrove.Afteranhour,Harrysaid,Doyourealizethatthisonefishwecaughtcostusalmost$2,000?Wow!Larrysaid,It'sagoodthingwedidn'tcatchanymore.拉里和哈里驱车500英里去钓鱼。两人花了一大笔钱租了一间小屋，又花了差不多同样的钱租了一条船。两人钓了三天，只钓到一条鱼。在回家的路上，拉里开车，哈里拨弄着计算器。一小时后，哈里说：你可知道我们钓的这条鱼几乎用掉我们2000美元?哇!拉里应答：幸亏我们没有多钓到鱼。简单易懂的英语小笑话二：Canyouwriteinthedark?Adaughtercamehomeandasked,"Daddy,canyouwriteinthedark?"Herfathersaid,"Ithinkso;whatdoyouwantmetowrite?""Oh,justyournameonthisreportcard!"一个小女孩回家以后问爸爸说：“您可以在黑暗中写字吗?”爸爸回答：“应该可以。你要我写什么?”“喔，只要在这张成绩单上签名就行了!”简单易懂的英语小笑话三：Where'sthefather?父亲在哪?Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings."Look,"saidtheelderbrother."Hownicethesepaintingsare!""Yes,"saidtheyounger,"butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren.Whereisthefather?"Theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,"Obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures."兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”简单易懂的.英语小笑话四：AGirl'sWish小女孩的愿望Onthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetperformance,thekindergartenteacheraskedherstudentswhattheythoughtofit.Thesmallestgirlintheclasssaidshewishedthedancersweretallersothattheywouldnothavetostandontheirtoesallthetime.在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。