超搞的英语笑话.docx

超搞的英语笑话每天一笑话，活到百年老。下面由YJBYS小编给您整理的几组英语笑话，供您娱乐。LawyerandEngineerAlawyerandanengineerwerefishingintheCaribbean.Thelawyersaid,I'mherebecausemyhouseburneddown,andtheinsurancecompanypaidforeverything.That'squiteacoincidence,saidtheengineer.I'mherebecausemyhouseweredestroyedbyaflood,andmyinsurancecompanyalsopaidforeverything.Thelawyerlookedsomewhatconfused.Howdoyoustartaflood?heasked.一个律师与一个工程师在加勒比海边钓鱼。律师说：我到这里是因为我的房子被大火烧了，保险公司赔偿了我所有的'损失。这太巧了，工程师说，我是因为房子被洪水冲垮了，保险公司也赔偿了所有的损失。律师看起来有些困惑，你是怎么引起洪水的?他不解的问。预报天气的印第安人TheIndianWhoCouldForetelltheWeatherTwomenweretravellinginaverywildandlonelypartofAmerica.Fordaystheyhadnotevenseenahouse，onlyafewhutsmadeofwood，ortentsmadeofskins.ThenonedaytheymetanoldIndianwhoearnedhislivingbytrappinganimalsforheirfur.Theyfoundthatheknewtheirlanguageandtheyhadalittleconversationwithhim.Oneofthemaskedhimifhecouldtellthemwhattheweatherwouldbelikewithinthenextfewdays.Ohyes，hesaid.Rainiscoming，andwind.Thentherewillbesnowfortwodays，butafterthattherewillbebrightsunshine.Isn'tthatwonderful?saidonemantohisfriend.TheseoldIndiansknowmoreofthesecretsofNaturethanwedowithallourscience.Theyhavenotbeenspoiledbycivilization.ThenheturnedtotheoldIndian.Tellme，hesaid，howyouknewallthat.TheIndianreplied，Ihearditontheradio.有两个人在美洲一个非常荒凉偏僻的地区旅行。好多天来，他们连所房子也没看到，只看见几个木棚子和皮帐篷。一天，他们遇到一个靠猎取兽皮谋生的印第安老人。他们发现他懂得他们的语言，就和他聊了一会儿。其中一个人问他，能否告知近几天的天气如何。哦，行啊，他说。就要下雨了，还要刮风。接着还得下两天雪。这以后，就是大晴天了。这不是太神奇了吗?一个旅行者对他的朋友说。这些印第安老人深知大自然的秘密，比我们有科学知识的人知道的还多。他们并没有被现代文明所迷惑。接着他转向印第安老人：请问，他说，你是怎么知道这一切的呢?印第安老人答道：我是从无线电里听来的。AProbleminArithmeticBillisagoodstudentandanintelligentboy.Helikestostudyarithmetic,andhecandoallofthearithmeticproblemsinhisbookeasily.OnedayonhiswaytoschoolBillpassedafruitstore.Therewasasigninthewindowwhichsaid,Apple-Sixforfivecents.AnideacametoBillandhewentintothestore.Howmucharetheapples?heaskedthestore.Sixforfivecents.ButIdon'twantsixapples.Howmanyapplesdoyouwant?ItisnotaquestionofhowmanyapplesIwant.Itisaprobleminarithmetic.Whatdoyoumeanbyaprobleminarithmetic?ask