英语笑话小短文带翻译.docx

英语笑话小短文带翻译1、GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?Igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered.You’reagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly.Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。昨天给你的钱干什么了?我给了一个可怜的老太婆，他回答说。你真是个好孩子，妈妈骄傲地说。再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?她是个卖糖果的。2、NestandHairMysister,aprimaryschoolteacher,wasinformedbyoneofherpupilsthatabirdhadbuiltitsnestinthetreeoutsidetheclassroom.Whatkindofbird?mysisterasked.Ididn’tseethebird,ma’am,onlythenest,repliedthechild.Then,canyougiveusadescriptionofthenest?mysisterencouragedher.Well,ma’am,itjustresemblesyourhair.Notes:(1)informv.告诉(2)nestn.窝;巢(3)descriptionn.描述(4)encouragev.鼓励(5)resemblev.相似;类似鸟窝与头发我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外的树上垒了个窝。是什么鸟呢?我姐姐问她。我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。那孩子回答说。那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?我姐姐鼓励她道。哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。3、AWomanWhoFellItwasrushhourandIwasdashingtoatraininNewYorkCity’sGrandCentralTerminal–AsInearedthegate,aplump,middle-agedwomansprintedupfrombehind,lostherfootingonthesmoothmarblefloorandslidontoherback.Hermomentumcarriedherclosetomyshoes.BeforeIcouldhelpher,however,shehadscrambledup.Gaininghercomposure,shewinkedatmeandsaid,Doyoualwayshavebeautifulwomenfailingatyourfeet?摔倒的女人上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的`脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?4、Themeanman’sparty.Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,Comeupto5Mandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.Whyusemyelbowandfoot?Well,gosh,wasthereply,You’renotcomingempty-hangded,areyou?吝啬鬼请客一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧?吝啬鬼回答。5、CatandMiceMrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop.What'sinyourbox?askedthefriend.Acat,answeredMrsBrown.YouseeI'vebeendreamingaboutmiceatnightandI'ms