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英语笑话故事短文欣赏英语笑话故事短文：BirdsAndBeesLittleJohnny'sfatheraskedhim,"Doyouknowaboutthebirdsandthebees?""Idon'twanttoknow!"littleJohnnysaid,burstingintotears.Confused,thefatheraskedlittleJohnnywhatwaswrong."Ohdad,"LittleJohnnysobbed,"AtagesixIgotthe'there'snoSanta'speech.AtagesevenIgotthe'there'snoEasterbunny'speech.Thenatage8youhitmewiththe'there'snotoothfairy'speech!Ifyou'regoingtotellmenowthatgrown-upsdon'treallyhavesex,I'vegotnothinglefttolivefor!"英语笑话故事短文：WhatdoyouwantforXmas?AlittleboygoestothelocalmalltoseeSanta.WhenSantaaskesthelittleboywhathewantsforChristmas,thelittleboyreplies,"Idon'tknow".SoSantastartsthinkingofthingsthatthelittleboymightlikeandspellsitout.Eachtimehesaysaletter,hepushestheboysnose.B-I-K-E.C-A-T.Etc.SantarunsoutofideasandasksthelittleboyonemoretimewhathewantsforChristmas.Thelittleboysays,"IwantsomeP-U-S-S-Y,andIknowyouhavesomebecauseIcansmellitonyourfingers.英语笑话故事短文：MarinegarbMyhusband'scousinmarriedaformerMarinewhonowworksforUnitedParcelService.Theyboughttheirfour-year-oldsontwostuffedbears...oneinaUPSuniformandtheotherinMarinegarb.Whentheboyseemedconfused,hisfatherbroughtoutapictureofhimselfinfullMarinedress."See,Connor?"heexplained,pointingtothephotoandthentothebear."That'sDaddy."Connor'seyeswentfromonetotheother,andthenheaskedinapuzzledvoice,"Youusedtobeabear?"英语笑话故事短文：BloodCirculationAteacherwasgivingalessononthecirculationofblood.Tryingtomakethematterclearer,hesaid:"Nowclass,ifIstoodonmyhead,thebloodasyouknow,wouldrunintoitandIshouldturnredintheface.""Yes,sir,"theclasssaid."ThenwhyisitthatwhileIamstandinguprightinanordinarypositiontheblooddoesn'trunintomyfeet?"Aclassmembershouted,"'Causeyourfeetain'tempty."英语笑话故事短文：MountedCopTherewasacoponhishorsewaitingtocrosstheroadwhenalittleboyonhisnewshinybikestoppedbesidehim."Nicebike,"thecopsaid,"didsantabringittoyou?""Yep,"thelittleboysaid,"hesuredid!"Thecoplookedatthebikeandwhilehandingtheboya$20tickethesaid,"Nextyear,tellSantatoputalicenseplateonthebackofit."Togoalongwiththecop,thelittleboysaid,"Ni