英语笑话短文带翻译大全.docx

英语笑话短文带翻译大全Onedayamancamehomefromworktofindtotalchaosinthehouse.Thekidswerelayingoutsideinthemud,stillintheirpajamas.Whenheopenedthedoor,hefoundanevenbiggermess:dishesonthecounter,dogfoodspilledonthefloor,abrokenglassunderthetableandapileofsandbythebackdoor.Thefamilyroomwasstrewnwithtoys,andalamphadbeenknockedover.Heheadedupthestairs,steppingovertoys,tolookforhiswife.Hewasbecomingworriedthatshemightbeillorthatsomethingterriblehadhappenedtoher.Hefoundherinthebedroomstillinbedwithherpajamason,readingamagazine.Shelookedupathim,smiledandaskedhowhisdayhadgone.Helookedather,bewildered(困惑的),andasked,"Whathappenedheretoday?"Sheagainsmiledandanswered,"Youknow,everyday,youcomehomefromworkandaskmewhatIdidtoday.""Yes,"washisreply.Sheanswered,"Well,today,Ididn'tdoit!"一天，一个人下班回到家，发现屋子外面一片狼籍。孩子们还穿着睡衣，满身是泥地躺在外面。打开房门，他发现屋子里面更乱。橱柜上堆着盘子，地上散落着狗食，桌子下面有一只打碎的玻璃杯，后门旁还有一堆沙子。家庭娱乐室里堆满了玩具，还有一盏灯翻倒在地上。他迈过散落在楼梯上的玩具，上楼去找他的妻子。他开始担心她生病了或是发生了什么可怕的事情。他发现她还穿着睡衣躺在床上，在看一本杂志。她抬头看到他，笑着问他今天过得怎么样。他看着她，困惑地问：“今天发生什么事情了?”她笑着问道：“你每天下班回家都会问我今天做什么了。”“没错啊，”他说。她说：“是这样的，今天，我没做什么!”英语笑话短文带翻译：Youforgetagain你又忘了An80-year-oldcouplewerehavingproblemsrememberingthings,sotheydecidedtogototheirdoctortogetcheckedouttomakesurenothingwaswrongwiththem.Aftercheckingthecoupleout,thedoctortoldthemtheywerephysicallyokaybutmightwanttostartwritingallthethingsdownandmakenotestohelpthemrememberthings.Thecouplethankedthedoctorandleft.LaterthatnightwhilewatchingTV,theoldmangotupfromhischairandhiswifeasked,"whereareyougoing?"hereplied,"Tothekitchen."sheasked,"Willyougetabowloficecream?"Hereplied,"Sure."Shethenaskedhim,"Don'tyouthinkyoushouldwriteitdownsoyoucanrememberit?"Hesaid"No,Icanrememberthat."Shethensaid,"Well,Ialsowouldlikesomestrawberriesontop.YouhadbetterwritethatdownbecauseIknowyou'llforgetthat."Hesaid,"Icanrememberthat,youwantabowloficecreamwithstrawberries."Shereplied,"Well,Ialsowouldlikewhipcreamontop,Iknowyouwillforgetthatsoyou'dbetterwriteitdown."Withirritationinhisvoice,hesaid,"Idon'tneedtowritethatdown,Icanrememberthat,"Het