简短爆笑幽默英文小笑话大全_1.docx

简短爆笑幽默英文小笑话大全简短爆笑幽默英文小笑话篇一Reggie:Wehavegotanewdog.Wouldyouliketocomearoundandplaywithhim?Ron:Well,Idon'tknow---doeshebite?Reggie:That'swhatIwanttofindout.里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗?里基：这正是我想要查明的。简短爆笑幽默英文小笑话篇二Havingbeenmarriedalongtime,myhusbandsometimesneedsagentlereminderofaspecialoccasion.Onthemorningofour35thanniversary,weweresittingatthebreakfasttablewhenIhinted,"Honey,doyourealizethatwe'vebeensittinginthesesametwoseatsforexactly35years?"Puttingdownthenewspaper,helookedstraightatmeandsaid,"So,youwanttoswitchseats?"婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?”他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：“因此，你想交换座位吗?”简短爆笑幽默英文小笑话篇三"Tenstepsfromtheporch(门廊)andtwentystepsfromtherosebushes,"growledBluebeardinJimmy'sdreamonenight."Therebetreasurethere!Aawrgh."SothenextdayJimmybegantodig.Heduguntiltheholewasdeepandthedirtpilewashigh.Hekeptdigging.Theholegotdeeperandthedirtpilegothigher.Heduguntiltheholewasdeepestandthedirtpilewasatitshighest.Hesighed."I'mtootired.Ican'tdiganymore."Thenhespiedsomething...butitwasonlyoneofWoofy'sbones.Insteadoftreasure,allJimmyhadwasadogbone,ahole,andabigpileofdirttofillitinwith.Hethought"Thatpirateliedtome!"ButwhenJimmy'smothersawwhathehaddone,sheclasped(紧抱，扣紧)herhandsandsmiledasmilefromheretoSunday."Oh,thankyou,Jimmy.Ialwayswantedarhododendron(杜鹃)bushplantedjustthere.Here's$5.00fordiggingthathole."看了“简短爆笑幽默英文小笑话”的人还看了：1.关于简短的爆笑英文小笑话大全2.最搞笑的英语小笑话十则3.简短幽默英文笑话大全爆笑4.简短的英文小笑话大全爆笑5.有关简短的英文小笑话大全爆笑