有关较短的英文笑话欣赏.docx

有关较短的英文笑话欣赏有关较短的英文笑话：LaborPillsOnceawomanwasinlabor;shewashavingareallytoughtimedealingwiththepain.Thedoctorcametoherhusbandandherandtoldthemofanewexperimentaldrugthatallowsthewomantotransfer25%ofthepaintothefather.Thehusbandfeelsreallybadforhiswifesohedecidestheywilltryit.Thewifetakesthepillandafewminuteslaterthehusbandsays,"Idon'tfeelathing.Youwomenarebabies.TakeanotherpillIcanhandlethis."Sothewifetakesanotherpill.Samethinghappens.Herhusbandtellshertotakeanotherpill.Samething.Bynowshehastransferred75%ofherpaintoherhusband.Sheisfeelingalittlepainbutherhusbandisstillfeelingnothing.Heisconvincedthatwomenarecompletewuses.Hetellsher,"Takeanotherpill.Thisisn'thurtingmeatall.Letmetakeallthepainaway."Soshedoes.Nowtheyarebothfeelinggreat.Afewhourslater,thewifegivesbirthtoabeautifulbabyboy.Thenextdaytheytaketheirnewbornsonhome,andtheretheyfindthemailmandeadonthedoorstep.有关较短的英文笑话：JohnnyisbusynowItwashalf-pasteightinthemorning.ThetelephonerangandMarywenttoanswerit.'Hello,who'sthat?'sheasked.'It'sme--Peter.'PeterwasafriendofMary'seight-year-oldbrother,Johnny.'Oh,hello,Peter.Whatdoyouwant?'saidMary.'CanIspeaktoJohnny?''No,'saidMary,'youcan'tspeaktohimnow.Heisbusy.Heisgettingreadyforschool.Heiseatinghisbreakfast.Grandmotheriscombinghishair.Sisterisunderthetable,puttinghisshoeson.Motherisgettinghisbooksandputtingtheminhisschoolbag.Goodbye,I'vegottogonow.Ihavetoholdthedooropen.Theschoolbusiscoming.'有关较短的英文笑话：谁最懒WhoIstheLaziestFather:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelaziestpersoninyourclass?Tom:Idon'tknow,father.Father:Oh,yes,youdo!Think!Whenotherboysandgirlsaredoingandwriting,whositsintheclassandonlywatcheshowotherpeoplework?Tom:Ourteacher,father.父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。父亲：啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。有关较短的英文笑话：谁的爸爸更强壮WillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestronger.Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacificOcean?Myfather'stheonewhodugtheholeforit."Billwasn'timpressed,"Well,that'snothing.Youkn