幽默英文短笑话精选.docx

幽默英文短笑话精选幽默英文短笑话精选1："Myfamilyisjustlikeanation,"Mr.Browntoldhiscolleague."Mywifeistheministeroffinance,mymother-in-lawistheministerofwar,andmydaughterisforeignsecretary.""Soundsinteresting,"hiscolleaguereplied."Andwhatisyourposition?""I'mthepeople.AllIdoispay."布朗先生告诉同事说：“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。”“听上去挺有意思的，”他的同事说，“那你的职务是什么呢?”“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”幽默英文短笑话精选2：Onedayinclass,theteacherassignedhisstudentstowriteacompositionifIAmaManagerOnedayinclass,theteacherassignedhisstudentstowriteacomposition–ifIAmaManager.Allthestudentsbegantowriteexceptaboy.Theteacherwenttohimandaskedthereason.“Iamwaitingformysecretary,”wastheboy’sanswer.一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。幽默英文短笑话精选3：AcrowdofstudentwasgatheredonthecampusofOxfordUniversity.“Youcanhavenodoubt,”shoutedayoungmanexcitedly,“thatiftheDeandoesnottakebackwhathesaidtomethismorning,I’llleaveOxfordthisveryevening!”Abuzzingnoisefollowed.“Whatamanofactions!”onesaidinadmiration.“Howshouldwesupporthimandlearnfromhim!”saidanother.Suddenly,agirlasked,“WhatdidtheDeansaytoyou,Hob?”Hebentandwhisperedtoher,“Well,er???er???MissRose,er???hetoldmetogetcleanawayfromOxfordthisveryevening!”一群学生聚在牛津的校园里，一个年轻人情绪激动地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果那个家伙不收回他今早对我说的话，我今晚就离开牛津。”下面一片喧哗。“真是个言出必行的人。”一个人艳羡地说。另一个说：“我们要支持他、学习他。”突然，一个女孩问道：“那家伙对你说什么了，霍波?”他弯下腰小声说：“哦，呃…呃…，罗斯小姐，呃…他说要我今晚从牛津滚出去。”幽默英文短笑话精选4：Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpickedupthephoneandpretendedthathehadabigdealworking.Hethrewhugefiguresaroundandmadegiantcommitments.Finally,hehungupandaskedthevisitor."CanIhelpyou?"Themansaid,"Sure.I'vecometoinstallthephone."一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停的甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。到了最后，他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答，“我是来给你安装电话的。”幽默英文短笑话精选