好笑的英语笑话带翻译大全.docx

好笑的英语笑话带翻译大全聪明的鹦鹉Acuriousguygoestoapetshoptobuyaparrot.Thereheseesaparrotwitharedstringtiedtoitsleftlegandagreenstringtiedtoit'srightleg.Heaskstheownerthesignificanceofthestrings."Well,thisisahighlytrainedparrot.IfyoupulltheredstringhespeaksFrench;ifyoupullthegreenstringhespeaksGerman,"repliestheshopkeeper."AndwhathappensifIpullboththestrings?"ourcuriousshopperinquires."Ifalloffmyperchyoufool!!"screechestheparrot.[译文]有个人去宠物店买鹦鹉。在那里，他看见有只鹦鹉的左腿被红线系住，右腿则被绿线系住。对此他感到不解，于是他问该店的老板，老板回答说：“这只鹦鹉受过特殊的训练。如果拉红线，它就讲法语，拉绿线，它则讲德语。”这个好奇的人接着问，“要是我两条线都拉，会怎么样呢?”“我就会掉下来了，你这个傻瓜!!”鹦鹉尖叫着说。好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇二三人同舟Threemenweresittingonaparkbench.Theoneinthemiddlewasreadinganewspaper;theotherswerepretendingtofish.Theybaitedimaginaryhooks,castlinesandreeledintheircatch.Apassingpolicemanstoppedtowatchthespectacleandaskedthemaninthemiddleifheknewtheothertwo."Ohyes,"hesaid."Theyaremyfriends."Inthatcase,"warnedtheofficer,"you'dbettergetthemoutofhere!""Yes,sir,"themanreplied,andhebeganrowingfuriously.三位男子在公园的长椅上坐着。中间的一个在读报纸，另外两个在假装钓鱼。他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵，放线，并卷线把鱼抓上来。一位过路警察驻足观察了这个景象，他问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两位。“喔，认识，”他说，“他们是我的朋友。”“那样的话，”警察告诫说，“你最好把他们从这里弄走。”“好的，警官。”那男子回答说，接着就开始疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来。好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇三我丈夫马上就要回来了MyHusbandWillBeHomeSoonAmarriedmanwasvisitinghis"girlfriend"whensherequestedthatheshavehisbeard."OhJames,Ilikeyourbeard,butIwouldreallylovetoseeyourhandsomeface."Jamesreplied,"Mywifelovesthisbeard,Icouldn'tpossiblydoit,shewouldkillme!!""Ohplease?"thegirlfriendaskedagain,inasexylittlevoice..."Ohreally,Ican't,"hereplies..."Mywifelovesthisbeard!!"Thegirlfriendaskedoncemore,andhesighsandfinallygivesin.ThatnightJamescrawlsintobedwithhiswifewhileshewassleeping.Thewifeisawakenedsomewhat,feelshisfaceandreplies"OhMichael,youshouldn'tbehere,myhusbandwillbehomesoon!"我丈夫马上就要回来了一个已婚男人去拜访他的“女朋友”时，女朋友要求他剃去胡须。“噢，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的胡子，但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。”詹姆斯回答说，“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否则她会杀了我的。”“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。“可是，我不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜欢这胡子。”在女朋友再三请求下，他终于屈服同意了。夜里，在妻子熟睡时，詹姆斯爬上了床。妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道，“噢，迈克尔，你不应该在这里，我的丈夫很快就要回来了。”好笑的英语笑话带翻译篇四AGirl'sNameW