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关于英文笑话小短文精选关于英文笑话小短文：WrongfeetAsathreeyearoldputhisshoesonbyhimself.Hismothernoticedtheleftonewasontherightfoot.Shesaid,"Son,yourshoesareonthewrongfeet."Helookedupatherwitharaisedbrowandsaid,"Don'tkidme,Mom,Iknowthey'remyfeet."关于英文笑话小短文：GeorgeWashingtonTEACHER:"GeorgeWashingtonnotonlychoppeddownhisfather'scherrytree,butalsoadmitteddoingit.Nowdoyouknowwhyhisfatherdidn'tpunishhim?"STUDENT:"Becausehestillhadtheaxinhishand?"关于英文笑话小短文：It'sTrue大实话Theteacherwasvividlydescribingthediscoveryofthelawofgravitation.Hetriedtomakethechildrenimpressedwithitsimportance.Hesaid,"IsaacNewtonwassittingonthegroundlookingatthetree.Anapplesuddenlyfellonhishead.Itledhimdiscovergravitation."Andheadded,"Isn'tthatwonderful?"The"smartboy"intheclassrepliedinahighvoice:"Yes,teacher,andhewasveryfortunate.Iflookingathisbooks,hewouldn'thavediscoveredanything."教师很生动地描述万有引力定律的发现，他想让学生对它的重要性留下深刻的印象。他说：“艾萨克·牛顿坐在地上，望着那棵树。忽然又一个苹果掉下来落到他的头上。这就促使他发现了万有引力。”他还接着说：“这不是很奇妙吗?”这时班上那个被叫做“精仔”的男孩尖着嗓子回答说：“是的，老师，而且还很幸运。如果他是坐在学校里看着书本，就什么也不会发现了。”关于英文笑话小短文：SomethingIdidn'tdo我没做的事Mother:Whatareyoucryingfor?Tommy:TeacherkeptmeinforsomethingIdidn'tdo.Mother:Somethingyoudidn'tdo?Whatwasit?Tommy:M-m-mylessons.妈妈：你哭什么?汤米：老师为了一件我没做的事把我留下了。妈妈：一件你没做的事?什么事?汤米：我……我的作业。关于英文笑话小短文：SickInChurchAlittlegirlandhermotherwereinchurchwhenthegirlstartedtofeelill."Mommy,canweleavenow?"askedthegirl."No."repliedMom."IthinkI'mgonnathrowup.""Wellgooutthefrontdoor,walkaroundthebackofthechurchandthrowupbehindabush."Afewmomentslaterthegirlreturnedtoherseat."Didyouthrowup?"askedMom."Yes.""Howcouldyouhavegoneallthewayaroundthechurch,throwupandbebackheresosoon?""Ididn'tevenhavetogooutside.Theyhaveaboxrightbythefrontdoorthatsays'forthesick'."看了“关于英文笑话小短文”的人还看了：1.关于英文笑话小短文欣赏2.关于爆笑英语笑话小短文大全3.有关英语笑话小短文精选4.爆笑英文笑话小短文精选5.关于经典英语笑话小短文