有关圣诞节英语笑话小故事.docx

有关圣诞节英语笑话小故事有关圣诞节英语笑话小故事篇一AChristmasGift圣诞礼物AguyboughthiswifeabeautifuldiamondringforChristmas.圣诞节来了，一位先生给他太太送的圣诞礼物是一个非常漂亮的钻石戒子。Afterhearingaboutthisextravagantgift,afriendofhissaid,"Ithoughtshewantedoneofthosesportyfour-wheel-drivevehicles."他朋友听到他买这么奢侈的礼物后，说到：“她不是想要辆四驱车吗”。"Shedid,"hereplied."ButwherewasIgoingtofindafakeJeep?"先生答：“是啊，(可以买到假钻石)，可去哪里能买一辆假吉普车呢?”有关圣诞节英语笑话小故事篇二EnteringHeaven进天堂ThreemendiedonChristmasEveandweremetbySaintPeteratthepearlygates.三名男子都死于平安夜，而后分别在天堂之门被圣彼得召见。"Inhonorofthisholyseason,"SaintPetersaid,"YoumusteachpossesssomethingthatsymbolizesChristmastogetintoheaven."圣彼得说：“因为这个神圣的节日，你们每个人都必须有象征圣诞节的物品才能进入天堂”。Thefirstmanfumbledthroughhispocketsandpulledoutalighter.Heflickediton."Itrepresentsacandle,"hesaid."Youmaypassthroughthepearlygates,"SaintPetersaid.第一名男子从他得口袋里掏出了个打火机，他打燃打火机说：“它代表蜡烛”。于是圣彼得就让他进入了天堂。Thesecondmanreachedintohispocketandpulledoutasetofkeys.Heshookthemandsaid,"They'rebells."SaintPetersaid,"Youmaypassthroughthepearlygates."第二个男子从口袋里掏出一串钥匙，他把钥匙在手里摇了摇说：“它们是铃铛”圣诞老人也让他上了天堂。Thethirdmanstartedsearchingdesperatelythroughhispocketsandfinallypulledoutapairofwomen'sglasses.第三个男子绝望的在口袋里掏了半天，最后掏出了一副女人的眼镜。St.Peterlookedatthemanwitharaisedeyebrowandasked,"Andjustwhatdothosesymbolize?"圣彼得挑了挑眉，看向这个男的，说：“你倒是说说这玩意儿代表什么?”Themanreplied,"They'reCarol's."男士答到：“她们是卡罗尔的”(最后的carol's，我看了好久才发现s前有个'，我还说眼镜跟圣诞颂歌有半毛钱关系?)小编注：看懂了没?carol's和carols同音，carol在这里是一个女士的名字，carols是圣诞颂歌，所以第三个男的借用同音字说了个圣诞的象征。有关圣诞节英语笑话小故事篇三AtGrandma's在奶奶家过圣诞节-WrittenbyTabNettletonTwoyoungboyswerespendingthenightattheirgrandparents.Atbedtime,thetwoboyskneltbesidetheirbedstosaytheirprayerswhentheyoungestonebeganprayingatthetopofhislungs.两个小男孩在奶奶家过平安夜，临睡前，两个小家伙跪在床边祷告，弟弟便扯开嗓子大喊出自己的愿望。"IPRAYFORANEWBICYCLE...我希望收到一辆自行车...IPRAYFORANEWNINTENDO...还有一部任天堂游戏机....IPRAYFORANEWVCR..."还有新的录像机Hisolderbrotherleanedoverandnudgedtheyoungerbrotherandsaid,"Whyareyoushoutingyourprayers?Godisn'tdeaf."Towhichthelittlebrotherreplied,"No,butGrammais!"小男孩的哥哥搓了搓他说道：“你干嘛祷告得这么大声，上帝又不是聋子”。弟弟回答到：“我知道上帝不是聋子，可是奶奶是啊”。看了“有关圣诞节英语笑话小