又幽默又短的英语笑话_有趣的笑话英语小短文_1.docx

又幽默又短的英语笑话_有趣的笑话英语小短文一切都正常Ayoungcouplewerebecominganxiousabouttheirfour-year-oldson,whohadnotyettalked.Theytookhimtospecialists,butthedoctorsfoundnothingwrongwithhim.Thenonemorningatbreakfasttheboysuddenlyblurted,"Mom,thetoastisburned.""Youtalked!Youtalked!"Shoutedhismother."I'msohappy!Butwhyhasittakedthislong?""Well,uptillnow,"Saidtheboy,"thingshavebeenokay."又幽默又短的英语笑话(二)老谋深算Therewasa75-year-oldmulti-millionairewhohadjustmarriedabeautiful18-year-oldblondgirl.Sohisfriendsaskedhim,"Howdidyoumanagetogetan18-year-oldgirltomarryyou,whenyou're75?"Andtheoldmanreplied,"ItoldherIwas99,soshewouldmarrymequick!"又幽默又短的英语笑话(三)吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot.""Whyusemyelbowandfoot?""Well,gosh,"wasthereply,"You'renotcomingempty-handed,areyou?"又幽默又短的英语笑话(四)导盲犬帮我看Ablindmanwithaseeingeyedogathissidewalksintoagrocerystore.Themanwalkstothemiddleofthestore,picksupthedogbythetail,andstartsswingingthedogaroundincirclesoverhishead.Thestoremanager,whohasseenallthis,thinksthisisquitestrange.So,hedecidestofindoutwhat'sgoingon.Thestoremanagerapproachestheblindmanswingingthedogandsays,"Pardonme.MayIhelpyouwithsomething."Theblindmansays,"Nothanks.I'mjustlookingaround."又幽默又短的英语笑话(五)林肯过生日Teacher:Whatgreateventhappenedin1809?LittleWilly:AbrahamLincolnwasborn.Teacher:Correct.Andwhatgreateventhappenedin1812?LittleWilly:AbrahamLincolnhadhisthirdbirthday.又幽默又短的英语笑话(六)三只乌龟Threeturtlesdecidedtohaveacupofcoffee。Justastheygotintothecafe，itstartedtorain。Thebiggestturtlesaidtothesmallestone，"Gohomeandgettheumbrella。"Thelittleturtlereplied，"Iwill，ifyoudon'tdrinkmyoffee。""Wewon't，"theothertwopromised。Twoyearslaterthebigturtlesaidtothemiddleturtle，"Well，Iguessheisn'tingback，sowemightaswelldrinkhiscoffee。"Justthenavoicecalledfromoutsidethedoor，"Ifyoudo，Iwon'tgo。"三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“回家去取伞吧。”[由Www.QunZou.Com整理]最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就