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又幽默又短的英语笑话又幽默又短的英语笑话导语：小编为大家准备了又幽默又短的英语笑话！希望能够喜欢！又幽默又短的英语笑话1.IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseemedtobeasleep, andfearinghemightmisshisstop,henudgedhimandsaid:"Wakeup,sir!""Iwasn'tasleep,"themananswered."Notasleep?Butyouhadyoureyesclosed.""Iknow.Ijusthatetolookatladiesstandingupbesidemeinacrowdedcar."我没有睡着当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”2.Thepoorhusband"Youcan'timaginehowdifficultitisformetodealwithmywife,"themancomplainedtohisfriend."Sheasksmeaquestion,thenanswersitherself,andafterthatsheexplainedtomeforhalfanhourwhymyansweriswrong.可怜的丈夫“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的'难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”Whereisthefather?3.Twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings."Look,"saidtheelderbrother."Hownicethesepaintingsare!""Yes,"saidtheyounger,"butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren.Whereisthefather?"Theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,"Obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures."父亲在哪儿？兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”4.Doesthedogknowtheproverb,too?Thelittleboydidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog."It'sallright,"saidagentleman,"don'tbeafraid.Don'tyouknowtheproverb:Barkingdogsdon'tbite?""Ah,yes,"answeredthelittleboy."Iknowtheproverb,butdoesthedogknowtheproverb,too?"狗也知道这个谚语吗？一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”5.一Canwehaveourteacherback？Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynoisy,sothemangrabbedatallboywhohadbeenstandinguptalking.Hetooktheboyintoanotherroomandstoodhiminthecorner.Fiveminuteslater,asmalllboycameoutofthefirstroomandsaid,"Whencanwehaveourteacherback?&quot