英文笑话短文带翻译.docx

英文笑话短文带翻译英文笑话短文带翻译你身边真正的朋友，跟你美丑没多大关系，跟你有钱没钱没多大关系，下面，小编给大家收集整理了英文笑话短文带翻译，一起来学学幽默，收集好人缘吧!英文笑话短文带翻译一：一个坏印象ABadImpressionSixpeopleweretravellinginacompartmentonatrain.Fiveofthemwerequietandwellbehaved,butthesixthwasarudeyoungmanwhowascausingalotoftroubletotheotherpassengers.Atlastthisyoungmangotoutatastationwithhistwoheavybags.Noneoftheotherpassengershelpedhim,butoneofthemwaiteduntiltherudeyoungmanwasveryfarawayandthenopenedthewindowandshoutedtohim,"Youleftsomethingbehindinthecompartment!"Thenheclosedthewindowagain.Theyoungmantrunedaroundandhurriedbackwithhistwobags.Hewasverytiredwhenhearrived,butheshoutedthroughthewindow,"WhatdidIleavebehind?"Asthetrainbegantomoveagain,thepassengerwhohadcalledhimbackopenedthewindowandsaid,"Averybadimpression!"有六个人搭乘火车旅行，坐在同一车箱内。其中五个很安静，也很规矩。但第六个是个粗鲁的年轻人，给其他乘客招惹了许多麻烦。最后，这位年轻人在一个车站带着两个沉重的皮箱下了车。没有一个旅客帮他的.忙。有个人一直等到这位粗鲁的年轻人走得很远了，才打开窗户，对着他大声喊：“你把东西留在车厢里了!”然后，又把窗户关了起来。年轻人转过身子，拎着两个沉甸甸的皮箱，匆匆赶了回来。他转回来时，显得非常疲倦，对着窗户大声喊：“我把什么东西留在车上了?”当火车再次启动时，叫他回来的旅客打开窗户说：“一个极坏的印象!”英文笑话短文带翻译二：你以为你上了网我就不认得你了IdonotrecognizeyouWalkingonthebeachonedayhesawacrab,wenttoseewhathappens,suddenlycrabpincersfolder,thencrabbushrun.Tigerjumpedthepain,followedbytherecoveryofcrabs!Catchupwithnotreesonthecrab,andthentoseeatigerinShouNetworkspiders,tigerangryatSpider:Goodyouacrab!DoyouthinkyoupostedontheWebandIdonotrecognizeyou!一天老虎在沙滩散步，见到一只螃蟹，就走过去想看个究竟，突然被螃蟹的钳子夹了一下，螃蟹拔腿就往树丛里跑。老虎痛得跳起来了，紧接着就追螃蟹!追到树丛就不见螃蟹了，这时老虎看见一只守在大网中的蜘蛛，老虎对着蜘蛛发火了：好你个螃蟹!你以为你上了网我就不认得你了!英文笑话短文带翻译三：驱蝇妙招TheWaytoKeepAwayFliesTherewasacustomerwhocameandaskedawaiterinacafeteria:"Oh,tellme,Susan,howdoyoukeepallthefliesoutofyourcoffeeshop?"Soshesaid:"Ijustletthefliestastethestuff."有位客人问餐厅的服务生：苏珊，你们店里都没有苍蝇，你是怎么做到的?苏珊回答说：我只是让苍蝇先试吃我们的东西。英文笑话短文带翻译四：丧失记忆AmnesiaAsenileactresswenttoseeadoctor.Thedoctorenquired,:"Howoldareyou?"Theactresssaid:"Twenty-two."Sothedoctorscribbleddownonhercasehistory:"Amnesia."