素材-全国-2020_小学英语英语故事（幽默故事）Jim&#39;s history examination-豆柴文库

素材-全国-2020_小学英语英语故事（幽默故事）Jim&#39;s history examination.doc

1Jim'shistoryexaminationJim'shistoryexamination吉姆的历史考试Aunt:HowdidJimdohishistoryexamination?姨妈：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？Mother:Oh,notatallwell,butthere,itwasn'thisfault.Why,theyaskedhimthingsthathappenedbeforethepoorboywasborn.母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问些这个可怜的孩

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小学英语英语故事（幽默故事）Jim's history examination.doc

1Jim'shistoryexaminationJim'shistoryexamination吉姆的历史考试Aunt:HowdidJimdohishistoryexamination?姨妈：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？Mother:Oh,notatallwell,butthere,itwasn'thisfault.Why,theyaskedhimthingsthathappenedbeforethepoorboywasborn.母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问些这个可怜的孩子出生前

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素材-全国-2020_小学英语英语故事（幽默故事）Garfield&#39;s Words.doc

2Garfield'sWordsGarfield'sWords加菲猫语录精选Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMasterCard&Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyareso.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。Lovetheneighbor.Butdon'tgetcaught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的

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素材-全国-2020_小学英语英语故事（幽默故事）lt&#39;s kind of fitting.doc

1lt'skindoffittinglt'skindoffitting理应如此AsafreshmanattheUniversityofDaytoninOhio,Iwaseagertomakeagoodimpressiononmynewroommate.WhenIarrivedatourdormroom,Ifoundherputtingonperfume."That'sagreatscent,"Isaid,makingconversation.作为俄亥俄州代顿大学的一名新生，我急于给我的新舍友留个好印

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素材-全国-2020_小学英语英语故事（幽默故事）Father&#39;s John Hancock.doc

1Father'sJohnHancockFather'sJohnHancock父亲的亲笔签名Teacher:Tom,youhaven'tshownyourparentstheexamina,papers，haveyou?老师：汤姆，你没把你的考卷给你父母看，对吗？Tom：Yes,Ihave，sir.汤姆：不，老师，我给他们看了。Teacher:ButIcan'tfindyourfather'sJohnHancockonpapersatall.老师：可是我在上面根本没找着你父亲的亲笔签名啊。Tom:He

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