英语短剧本.docx

英语短剧本英语短剧本（一）ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster人物：T唐僧S:孙悟空E:猪八戒J:沙僧B:白骨精B1:B变成的村姑B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头N:哪吒T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?S:Bajie,map!E:（摸出，递给S）S:Look,master（凑近T）……（T、S一齐转向E）T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,noftobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!E:Oh,master!Forgiveme（伸手拿回）T:（缩手）I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewestE:But……T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:（递）Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!（坐）Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.S:FatPig!E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……S:Youwillwhat（凶相）？E:（软禁）Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas（跳蚤）。S:Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkegisaway……T:Em……Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?S:Noproblem!（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看）E:Thisis……？S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bye!（走）T:Let’splaycards!（三人开始打牌）音乐《斗地主》B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.（变成B1）B1:（接近三人，望着）CanIjoinyou?T:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.B1:（在一旁观看）Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb?（打出）B1:DoubleKing!T:Oh…Iwin!Em……，Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!（准备开电网门）S:（回来，看见B1）Oh,monster!（上前就打）B1:（倒）Ah……T:（气愤）Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!（深呼吸）S:Oh,pleasedon’t……T:It’stoolate!（唱）Oncemore……youopenthedoor…（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱）S:Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱头）T:（呛住，咳）Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!B:（真身出现）Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!（变成太婆）B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?T:Daughter?…（连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry!（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡）S:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!（S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2）E&J:AreyouOk,master?（扶T）J:Look,（伸食指）howmany?T:Two……（晕乎乎地）SunWukong,gameover!（变成B3）B3:（看到B1,B2尸体）Oh…，mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!（哭喊）S:I’llkillyou,monster!（打）T:（想阻止，未及）You,you……（险些晕，E,J扶住）Youhavekilled